MaQata and Malaya
What a lovely morning today don’t you think ? It rained early in the morning and i flew from fairyland to the shop with a positive attitude not knowing come what may.I just love it, how i selitkan that song from Moulin Rouge. Anyway,today MaQata nak talk about pe’el Melayu yang tak sopan sekali.Screw it.MaQata is a Malay Fairy so don’t talk about maQata being racist or elitist.MaQata is a fairy who is simply sick and tired of it all.
I’ve covered The Malays from Kembangan yesterday,but i shall cover the rest today.
Malays yang baru dapat digicam
These are the sort that obviously felt left out about 2 years ago when they couldn’t afford a digicam and felt that they should be allowed to be bitchy and blog sesuka hati dia even though she or he, hasn’t been to places to dine besides Mak’s place and the kopitiam melayu where every family tends to have their meals.He or she needs to let people know that he or she’s a good blogger so all he or she does,is bitch and bitch.
If you’ve just got a digicam or a camera that you can bring into the water while you’re on holiday in tioman, just focus on your face or your family and friends,and takmuh nak step food critic of the year.MaQata has seen enough to last her fairy lifetime.
Leave it to the experts to be the judge of things.I’ve seen some good blogsites who have done a long time of soul searching for good halal food and i shall just leave it to them in dedicating and sharing their knowledge with the rest.MaQata would gladly accept positive or constructive criticisms as it would assist anyone with their business,even badoque.But ,bila you kutuk-mengutuk,it just seems you’re taking things personal.To me,you tak penting girl.Be it men or women,i tetap panggil you girl.
To the above mentioned who comes into this category,you will never be happy in your life because you’re just a simpleton who just got digitally enhanced and thinks people ought to listen to just you and only you and suma orang salah and no one can ever please you.MaQata very sedih with this.
Malays yang dulu tak was-was and speaks good english
Maqata loves these folks.Why you ask me ? I’ll let you know why.Because,they’ve seen the world.They have alot of chinese or non-muslim friends and when they were younger,they were not as was-was with their food.And were able to taste the finer things in life besides gado-gado and mee rebus bedok interchange.
They tasted the real stuff and their food knowledge is excellent.They are able to sit at coffeeshops to eat mee siam cair and enjoy the bests, that non halal establishments could offer as Maq mentioned earlier.Maqata can’t question their faith,because that’s between them and the almighty.And furthermore,they’re very easygoing and relaxed to serve.MaQata enjoys seeing this scene,each time the folks in this catergory comes in.They’ve had their fair share of glory in their days,and would prefer to sit back and just enjoy the food.
To the abovementioned,MaQata nak say,”Syabas pada you girl!” for being the humble diner that you are and for being happy with the simplest things.In God’s grace,you will have a happy life.Abis Maq pandai pandai tau,says who will and will not have a good life.Well,if you’re not happy with what you’re reading so far,you may exit kay,cause i’m not in the position to please anyone in general.I don’t work for this place and i’m free to speak as i please.Kalau you rasa you terasa,on certain points,bagus.Then atleast Maq has woken up some senses.
Melayu baru naik
I see this as a personal challenge.Melayus that just started speaking english when he or she left ITE and started mixing with friends whom are either in some art or music scene and feels that he or she must compete in either what they wear or what book he or she reads.And after a couple of years,they would start putting their careers into place and eventually work in an office for the longest time and are exposed to the many fascinations that life has to offer, besides rushing home to catch what’s on tv.
He or she would put a notch up on everything that they do and expect the very best for themselves.They’re very hoity-toity,but tetap tinggal in a 4 room flat with their parents at chai-chee.These folks get very excited about hari raya even when its 2 months away because its another reason to impress their family members on what they;re wearing for that day.These folks,Maqata tak suka also.
Its so hard to please these customers i tell you.Suma orang buat,salah.Suma orang serve,salah.Try opening your own shop if you could do better.Melayu suma semangat lima minit..when it comes to doing things or getting it done,they procrastinate.I’m not talking about the malays in general or those whom have done themselves well.But the few,that just gives the rest a bad name.MaQ yang fairy ni pun bingit.
Eh sudahlah,Maqata type this je,darah mengirap.Maq feels very minah ITE with a tindik hidung when she typed that.
MaQata hears pitter patter of feet.I think the shop has guests.Maqata shall continue on this later.She’s on a roll now.Apa nak buat,when you’re the fairy god mother with ( gucci shades )of a shop.I had to selitkan that too.hehe
Toodles
MaQata, ” Jadi orang melayu,jangan action.Youre nothing special,a minority anyway”
